Whatever idiot thought it was alright to tell a woman to let herself go when she's pregnant because it's her right is a moron! I'm thirty bloody pounds heavy, I've got indigestion out the roof and my baby is probably going to be huge!

Sure that coconut chicken curry was delicious, and yeah I love a good cheesy lasagna and the new Tex-Mex place in London is to die for but someone should of stopped me! I'm a fucking tiny woman and I'm going to be a tire after my baby is born seeing I'm a blimp now! Jesus I can only hope this pregnancy meal adjustment plan and BumpingMummy workouts actually help.

Isadora
Charlotte
Arya
Olivia
Laia
Roast Duck
...Isadora..

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From an unfortunate experience this weekend I was reminded that I need to put an ad in the paper for a delivery boy. That's right as much as I thought I'd follow in my father's footsteps, it seems instead I'm following in my mother's.(Anyone who says more ways than one I'll find you.)Where was I? Sorry I'm distracted as of lately, let me move.


There, this is better. So I'm starting a gourmet sweets, mainly chocolate service. I'll do custom orders! Saturdays afternoons, before work, I'll be walking around Diagon Alley with samples and pamphlets! Who doesn't love sweets? Who doesn't love getting sweets! It's the prefect gift and treat for yourself!

This is just so wonderful with all the weddings and engagements. It's like little cherubs running around sprinkling everyone with love. Well those cherubs can go stuff their arrows in their powder smooth parts! No one cares if you're engaged or about to get married or still dating some giant.

My parent's are getting a divorce..or separation whatever the hell they said I don't remember. So all the happy,merriness can take it elsewhere. I am not from a broken home, I refuse to be one of those children. I don't really care right now if it's better for them. That them seeing other people or whatever it is divorced parents do, is better than sticking it out with a few arguments here and there.

Apparently its been going on for awhile, since we were all stuck..So thank you Dumbledore, Hogwarts, Ministry..whoever, you ruined my parent's marriage.

Ugh and my dad is moving back to Spain and my mum already has a date! What the hell is wrong with this world! I hate it. I think I'm going to miss work for the next couple days.